The sailing life

Hello there, John here and bringing you the blog that shares the life on a sailboat. So if you weren't aware of how we winded up on a sailboat boat for 4 days and 3 nights with a German captain and a Thai skipper, exploring the gulf of Thailand with tons of 'death activitys'... Well now you know! Anyways so on this sorta wonderful trip (It was really dad's turn to shine and have fun), there we're these things called a death activity, I'll give you them all but they are sorta like 'Oh my gosh I could've died' moments but as an activity! So on this sailing trip there we're two paddles boards that we could use, now I thought it was great and I got to learn how to paddle board and had a ton of fun like rumble derbeing dad until he falls off his board. The reason why this is a 'Death activity' is because the captain said that there we're jellyfish in the water because it was open sea, that really worried me and got me in a paranoid position so every time I went into the water, I never took my eyes of the water. The next 'death activity' was when the captain let dad drive the sail boat, I was completely happy that dad got to do one of his favourite things on the real deal but then I realized he wasen't any better of a driver on land than in the water. So we all (Including the captain and skipper) got seasick, motion sickness, drown in waves and in fact threw everything off the shelves, I in fact almost fell off the boat. I wondered what was the cause of all this havoc, I in fact look at our 'new captain' AND I SEE THAT HE IS BEING FED BY MOM SOME PAPAIYA LIKE A BABY WHILE MOM IS MAKING THE 'here comes the airplane ZOOM!'. Talk about parental guidance am I right? Anyways I actually wrote this thing called a john ambush on dad's blog which talks about how dad almost killed me or even acted a bit like a grizzly bear, this might not happen as often as you think cause I have to sneak on his iPad a right my segment I the shortest amount of time which is tricky. But just keep an eye out for them, you can catch up on some great gossip from dad's everyday life so don't miss out. Anyways I think I'll end it here and call it a day... I'M SORRY I DIDIN'T GET MY PICTURES UP! YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAD. Until next time this ha been john and is officially signing out.